these chicken-legged candleholders (though they might be even cooler if 1 of them was a drumstick)
this Cyberoptix tie I got the Director, depicting a telephone pole whose uprooting seems to have resulted in the electrocution of some bunny rabbits
my ever-changing food-themed collection of scents
which of course just taste like any other hard-cooked birds’ eggs, only cuter. If cute has a flavor it’s quail egg.