I think that’s how John Berryman would have started Dream Song 14 if Metromint had been around back in the mid-20th century.

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For lo, cocoa essence wafts therefrom, & a hint of mint from the Yakima Valley, & the water hath been purified by reverse osmosis, which methinks means it’s magickal.
Indeed, O, it floats in midair.

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Plus it has a chill factor, whence we ourselves who flash & yearn could well derive benefit.