***UPDATE: For an actual review in which I am not as mean as I was back in May, click here.***

One-upping its neighbor, the Fuhgidabouwdit Pizzeria, in the annoying-name contest I hold in my head (forget about it? okay, done…off to Enzo’s End), Greeks Gone Wild: Souvlaki, Wings & Things should be open @ DU any day now, according to the school paper.

Since everyone knows that Greeks who go wild inevitably puke all over the place, I can’t say my mouth’ll be watering in the interim.